Quote of the week

Apologies that this has nothing to do with Wolves, nothing to do with football, and indeed nothing to do with sport.

But it is just a quote which is too good to let go.

Keith MacDonald, a 21-year-old from Washington in Tyne and Wear, is about to father his seventh child by seven different women.

Well our Keith is, so he claims, ready to hang up his boots in the fathering department if you pardon the sporting analogy,

Because it seems Mrs MacDonald is none too happy about her son's efforts to pep up the country's population levels.

Over to you Keith: "My mum's not happy about all these kids," he says.

"She tells me to pack it in and keep it in my trousers."

If only footballing press conferences were so erudite!