Roman Bednar, man of mystery

Roman Bednar, Albion's club joker is normally found applying Ralgex to the underwear of his team-mates and bringing joy and his own brand of merriment to the training ground. If I ever lose a winning Lotto ticket, I want Roman to be the man to tell me how much I would have won.

But that broad eastern European accent and deep voice worries me there may be something more sinister.

Somewhere, lurking in him, is surely a Bond villain.

I can just see it now. Jon Greening being stretched across the treatment table with a red laser beam edging nearer towards him or Leon Barnett being thrown into a bath of crocodiles. Worse still, Zoltan Gera being forced to watch Stoke City - The Long Ball Years.

You have been warned.

I was wrong about the FA Cup draw. Good.