Of the very highest quality

Within seconds of parking up at Headingley this morning I was visited by a steward and ordered - ordered rather than asked - to move my car 1.5 inches to the left.

It was world-class, dogged, pointless jobsworthery which made me realise where Fabio Capello went wrong with his team selection. Instead of picking those squabbling, overpaid frauds, he should have selected 11 of this country's finest jobsworths.

Those Germans would never have got through, however fast they counter-attacked.