Tank-top

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. It is a sparkling, sunny morning at Edgbaston, Radio Five legend Kevin Howells is reading the paper, Neil Abberly and Ashley Giles are conversing on the outfield, a spectator in an outrageous brown stripy tank-top has just taken his seat in front of the press box and Warwickshire have it all to do not to lose this match and could do, first up, with polishing off Lancashire's last two wickets sharpish.