Have I been?

The stewarding here may need tightening up a little in time for the international matches later this year. I have just emerged from the press-box into the corridor at the back of the Wyatt Stand and there was a Yorkshire player coming the other way and, as we passed each other, an elderly Warwickshire member, appearing rather confused, came up to us and asked: "Where am I going? Have I been to the toilet yet?"

The Yorkshire player smiled benignly but I'm not sure what Ricky Ponting would make of it.