Shopping trolleys

Similar laws should apply to the driving of shopping trolleys as do to the driving of cars. Trolley police should be stationed in every supermarket to clamp down on careless drivers, reckless drivers, speeding drivers, drivers under the influence of drinks or drugs, aisle blockers, lane-hoggers, unreasonably slow movers and drivers who fail to indicate properly. These people should be punished with penalty points which, under a totting-up procedure, eventually amount to a ban.