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Evil vermin

By Brian Halford on Apr 16, 09 08:40 AM

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

It has been a dry night in Taunton and though it is cloudy the clouds are quite high so prospects appear reasonably groovy.

Woken at 4.45am by the screeching of seagulls. The local paper revealed yesterday that environmentalists are considering a slight cull of seagulls as they (the seagulls, not the environmentalists) are encroaching inland and interfering with other birds.

This blog fully supports such a course of action. In fact, this blog humbly suggests that the cull be, not slight, but extended with all force behind it so that these screeching, evil, malicious, poo-wielding vermin are totally wiped from the planet.

4 Comments

Kim said:

Good review of Mark Wagh's book in the Post today Brian. Im half way through - its very, very good.
Enjoyed the gentle laceration of Mr Greatbtach's coaching skills.

windy said:

Perry Barr is full of seagulls and hearing their call reminds me of holidays to the Welsh and Cornish coasts as a boy.

The smell of the sea, the call of the seagull, the Space Invaders machines.

Y.Dar said:

...and the stench of chips.

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