The sound of electric saws
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Warwickshire have won the toss and will bat on a gloomy, cloudy morning.
The Bears team: Westwood, Maddy, Trott, Troughton, Ambrose, Frost, Botha, Salisbury, Woakes, Martin, Rankin - none of whom, I understand, attended Rotherham 0 Wolves 0 (aet) in a near-deserted Don Valley Stadium last night.
Lucky b*******s.
The sound of electric saws is drifting across the ground from behind the Pavilion End.


This is the match that will define our season.
We have won the toss so I'm not having any excuses.
Come on Maddy, this is your moment to get a score to make a difference.
Did you know Atlanta is the world busiest airport.
re: The sound of electric saws is drifting across the ground from behind the Pavilion End.
Perhaps Povey has raised enough money from his new members to start work on the paviion.
The sawing must be Lee Daggett trying to escape his shackles.
Saba is the world's smallest airport.