Match abandoned
"Please make your unhurried and safe way from the stadium," the public announcer has just boomed.
Almost everybody did some time ago.
The teams take one point apiece.
Ah well, let's go and hit that M50 one more time...
"Please make your unhurried and safe way from the stadium," the public announcer has just boomed.
Almost everybody did some time ago.
The teams take one point apiece.
Ah well, let's go and hit that M50 one more time...
Wasn't that a Britney Spears song?
And just to add salt to the wounds, a carful of reporters who had recorded the final of The Apprentice were just making their way out of the press box when the huge TV screens at either end were switched to The Apprentice - You're Fired, thereby giving them much of the information they had hitherto managed to avoid!