They didn't 'arf need that

Derbyshire 201 for 4 (72 hours). Klokker 36, Rogers 15.

Maddy deceives Clarke with a slower ball and the Surrey captain (81, 161 balls) chips it to Anyon at mid-on.

Rather ominously for Warwickshire, Rogers has returned to the crease and walloped his first ball back through the covers for four.

The flurry of bowling changes twixt lunch and tea baffled the media representatives.

It wasn't just one cake, by the way, it was one big cake and lots of little ones. Nice.