New festive game's launch ticks all the boxes

It's coming up to Christmas - you're putting out a festive game. So how many pr puffery boxes can you tick?

Theme - festive - yes! Christmas Carols.

It's a game! Kids will want to buy it - yes! Get them in the pictures.

Spurious reality show pop star contestant, turned attempted tv presenter, whose career has, er slowed a bit - present and correct.

And the results, dear readers are below. I give you the launch of, A Christmas Carol the video game on the Nintendo DS modelled by Suzanne Shaw.