Master chefs?

Sad as it seems, I've been glued to the television screen as MasterChef progressed this year.

The series started slowly and I don't think the contestants are as accomplished as in previous series, but the three who are left are a decent bunch of chaps.

It's the final bit of the final tonight and I predict beardy Aussie bloke will win.

He's shown the most progress and seems - in the words of one of the unbearable presenters - to turn out generally "exceptional plates of food".