Praise from on high
Recognition is always welcome...even when it arrives from the top of a tall ladder.
My wife phoned a builder to seek an estimate for work we're planning to have done on our kitchen. It was a short conversation because he was perched at roof level at the time.
But he managed to comment: "Fulford? Are you married to that bloke who reviews restaurants for the Mail? What do you need a kitchen for - you never eat in...."


I have often wondered why you look so skinny when, by my reading, you eat a massive meal out at least twice a week!
Digital photography is a wonderful thing - it can manipulate any picture. I'm actually 27 stone with a full head of hair!