Missing chocolate

LENT'S only been here 24 hours and I'm already craving the pleasure I've given up...chocolate.

I've not visited a restaurant since Lent began, but I'm sure that as soon as I visit somewhere offering, say, chocolate fondant or fudge cake, my willpower will crumble like a digestive biscuit at the bottom of a fully packed carrier bag. Restraurants, be kind and remove all chocolate dishes from you menus until Easter is here. Please.

Those tacky chocolate eggs can't arrive soon enough. I can smell 'em already.