A case of mistaken identity

I've been going through a bit of an identity crisis this week.
According to the Sunday Mercury, I made a few timely tackles for Kidderminster Harriers against Weymouth.
Clearly it wasn't good enough as Harriers eventually lost 2-1, so I'm quite expecting to be left out of the side to face Burton Albion.
If that's the case, I'll be slapping in a transfer request at the first opportunity.
It's obvious that if Mark Yates had picked me right from the start of the season, we'd be looking at promotion by now!
Between you and me, I think the said reporter was getting me mixed up with Gavin Hurren - even though Trigger's hairstyle is considerably brighter than my greying locks.
Nevertheless, I'll be buckling down to training this week, just in case I get the call.