It never rains
IT'S Gloucester City tonight - so therefore it must be raining in Halesowen.
Previous attempts to stage the game this season have all been washed away - including one contest that was abandoned at half time.
The forecast doesn't look promising, but all Yeltz fans will be resigned to the worst if Ron Lovegrove turns up to officiate.
Mr Lovegrove is a real 'Jonah' when it comes to Halesowen. Like the grim reaper, when he arrives, match postponed usually follows.
Watch this space!


I went to Gloucester once. It chucked it down.