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American Milestone: The Word is Obama

By Nathan Jolly on Jan 20, 09 12:00 AM

image7878787.jpg'Millions of people watching all over the world, street parties and mass celebration'

A NEW dawn is upon America and upon the world.

Ever since Barack Obama first announced his candidacy in Springfield, Illinois, almost two years ago, we have witnessed a series of historic moments - each more significant than the last.

Barack Obama is, today, the world's most influential person, second only to Oprah Winfrey.

Of course, it wasn't only his ethnicity, charisma, and calibre that has made Obama the 44th President of the United States.

Even a flea, a dustpan, or Paris Hilton would have been better than George Bush.
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At $42million Obama's inauguration party is set to be the most expensive and most-watched in history.

Almost $10million has been pumped into security as anyone from terrorists to plain idiots had to be looked out for.

But that shouldn't be too bad as, apart from Bush, all the other stupid people are either locked away in the Big Brother house or squabbling about obesity in Parliament back here in the UK.

And Obama's ceremony that has been going on for the last couple of days consists of, or has yet to consist of, Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Stevie Wonder and Shakira.

Compare this to George Bush's inauguration parties in 2001 and 2005 in which he pretended that Macy Gray, Lyle Lovett, Asleep At The Wheel and ZZ Top were his favourite artists, and so they were invited to come and perform to his audience of about 7 spectators; who were probably forced to watch at gunpoint or were just too slow to run away.

When asked about his terrible performance line-up and why no well-known singers were performing for his second inauguration, Bush used the excuse that America was "now a country at war".

This supposedly means that all of the best performers didn't come to his ceremony because of the war.

That's it. That's why he had singers no one had heard of.

It wasn't because they didn't like Bush but; Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, Elton John, Fleetwood Mac and Chuck Berry who were willing to perform for Bill Clinton's ceremony, were obviously too busy digging trenches at Afghanistan's front line to perform for George W.

And last week, Bush booked 15 minutes on all of the major television networks so he could make a speech about all of his achievements while in office. It's not yet decided, however, what he's going to do with the other 14minutes and 59 seconds.

He may decide to name the two things that didn't go quite to plan. Namely his first and second term in office.

And just to think that the most powerful man in the world, for two terms, is a man who asks questions like: "Is our children learning?" and has his finger over the big, red nuclear button with an unnerving idea that God is at his side. sgsgsgsgsfasdwww.jpg

Obama's personal train, over the last couple of days, has made its way from Philadelphia to Washington - following the same route that Abraham Lincoln took in 1861. A rustic old train.

I would have much preferred a private jet travelling in a high-altitude convoy, so you can step off the plane and wave at fans while walking down the steps like The Beatles or the Pope. All the spectators cheering and jumping for joy as you cross the tarmac without the regular holiday-makers with uneven sunburn, cheap airline headphones, an intoxicated slur, and deep-vein thrombosis.

But the American's certainly know how to have a party. Millions of people watching all over the world, street parties and mass celebration. The most we would manage in Britain is a shrug of the shoulders and a cheese sandwich for a new Prime Minister - each new one the same as the last.

But people all over America aren't just crying tears of joy and cheering that Bush is finally out of the White House, they're rejoicing at the fact that history has been made and the global table has been turned. picsdadsadsdsf.jpg
They see the world as a new place with just the election of one man who, at least, promises some sort of hope, no matter how fairytale, to add a new chapter to the American Dream.

A symbol of supremacy in the anti-racism movements and equality factions that have shed much time and blood throughout history - now as an icon, a stature, and an exemplar of social mobility on an international stage.

But with the economy, unemployment, the Guantanamo Bay issue, climate change and the like, all building up to catastrophic proportions, it would seem that Obama has taken the helm of a country in decline.

And now, as the USA welcomes its first black president, Americans have finally advanced beyond their racial past, and, perhaps ironically, picked a black man to clean up their mess.

17 Comments

ChrisMultimedia said:

Absolutly unbelievable! The best one yet! You’ve hit every nail that needs hitting straight on the head with one clean sweep! Funny and insightful! Incredible!

AliceMultimedia said:

A work of art! I dont know how you manage it. Its beautiful to read. Go Obama! Come and save the UK!!! PLEASE!!! Very funny and very poignant column

EvanMultimedia said:

Very true! Love the wit and humour! and the symbol part about racism etc is really when you put it into proportion like that. Everyone can reach their full potential no matter who you are. You can get whereever you want to if you try! Great column! My favourite so far and one of the nicest things Ive read in ages.

Lex said:

This is my first time on the birmingham mail website and what a find! A really smart article! Go obama!

Kevin said:

Just what I needed to kick start my day a great read. Its my first time on the birmingham mail website and i was really pleased when i read this article its nice to know that somepeople can talk sense and be funny at the same time. Obama is the best and we could do with him over here! all weve got is boring brown!

Leggi said:

An incredible article! Love the comedy and the truthfulness! Fantastic! One of the best things i've read in ages!

Arthur mead said:

History has been made! This is a truly great article. I think it is the best one i've read so far. The balance of comedy is just right and i like it when you take a wry edge at the current situation. My son and friend at work have your columns on a feed straight to their phone but i've yet to get that far with technology! Brilliant piece!

Megan said:

Funny, intelligent and quite powerful. A great article! I think there are still some people who fail to understand the extent of what just happened today! Its so amazing I could cry myself!Thanks for the artice it pulled everything together perfectly! :-)

BRADLEY said:

I defy anyone to have not watched the ceremony yesterday and be moved. Even i as a 38 year olde white male nearly cried. I watched it with my kids who i had to pull away from their games! It was amazing to see 10 million people standing there all cheering for one man! And the thought that over 300 million were watching at home is a strange thought. But i do know someone who didn't watch it and went out! I suppose you can expect nothing more from some people! Fantastic article! Very clever, funny and insightful!

Jason said:

The inaugurarion was amazing! I love how George is trying to get himself on camera. It must be so exciting for him to stand in front of cheering crowds! He was out of the white house faster than something really fast!! :-) lol. Anyone who missed should look for it on the internet! it really is an amazing moment in history! And this article was great. I really liket the way you get the message across in a funny way without moaning of preaching. A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down and the sugar is your tongue in cheek comedy that is legendary! All hail OBAMA!

Emily said:

I am so excited that this has finally happened! I never thought i would see the time when america would have black president! Great Column!

Ricahrd Fielding said:

The world today is 10 times better that it was 2 days ago! All thanks to Obama!!

Philip said:

A legendary column for a legendary event! Incredible! I really like the angle you've taken, both funny and serious at the same time! Even if obama is rubbish which i don't think he will be i like the symbol he represents!

Sandy said:

Watching the ceremony was like magic! My husband said there was a lot less traffic on the roads coming home from work yesterday they must have all been watching the ceremony! Probably my favourite column of the last few months! very faced paced and packed full of humour and pointers! Thanks. :-)

Mr Razmataz said:

Finally some good has come out of America! Evn tho mr obama has had to take his oath again for messing up the words he is still 100 times better that bush. PS> This is a wicked column!

Mischa said:

Very funny and everything you said is true. I think that with 96% of americans voting it puts up to shame with our 42% voting. In the uk we would have obama any day! But we're stuck with brown of cameron. Talk about a rock and a hard place!

Margaret in Alum Rock said:

You do know how Obama got there, don't you, Gordon dear? It was called an 'election', that democratic means by which the people voice their pleasure or dissatisfaction with the ruling party. Whilst the word democracy vanished from Labour's dictionary a long time ago, I am truly embarrassed that we have to introduce an addled pratt like Brown to Obama when he arrives for his visit in May. This was a great read, it's very funny! Thanks.

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