ON THE TRAIL OF THE LONESOME PINEAPPLE

OK THEN. Just two days to go before you can see sneak Wednesday night previews of the new Judd Apatow / Seth Rogen movie Pineapple Express.

It's the story of two stoners who go on the run fearing for their lives because one of them has dropped some waccy baccy on the floor after witnessing a murder.

Bet you can't wait.

Well, you should.

Don't see this movie at least until you've seen my review on Friday, September 12 in the Mail.

The film certainly has its moments. But Canadian star Rogen is bitten off a bit more than he can chew.

A pineapple should be fresh, sweet and juicy. Here, he seems to be eating and smoking the outside bits for nearly two hours.

And it's not a pretty sight.