AFTER THE DUCHESS...

YOU CAN'T have it all in life.

And so, for every classy movie like The Duchess, comes another one like Disaster Movie.

They're both opening this Friday.

One is delectable, the other is, well, a complete disaster.

Never has even a so-called 'spoof' movie been so aptly named... but it will be interesting to see how the two films respective opening weekends compare.

Don't miss our reviews on Friday.

But, hey, if Disaster Movie beats The Duchess at the box office then the average cinemagoer should have his or her head examined.