STAR WARS - THE BORE WARS
HAVING just seen the new George Lucas film Star Wars - The Clone Wars (PG / 98mins), I reckon one of the new-style old characters would be perfect for a fresh ad by Cuprinol.
Come to think of it, watching Obi-Wan Kanopaint retreating a fence might be more interesing than trying to keep up with this saga.
We'll be reviewing the film tomorrow when it opens nationwide, but the best part about it is seeing how live action characters have been turned into animated ones.
That's far more interesting than the story.
+ Meanwhile, Steve Martin is 63 today. Two years to his bus pass. Maybe he'll be funny again then... if he wakes up as Blakey. Or maybe not.
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Graham Young
yeah, but... while it may be 1* to you, the kids love it. let 'em enjoy. you don't always have to be a purest. think of the kids!!
Sorry, Obi... the film has tanked at Cineworld Broad Street, where the gaffer is glad he's only had it on one screen compared with two over the road at AMC.
By the way, being a generous-minded so-and-so, I did give it three stars in the paper because it's perfectly watchable for youngsters... if wholly pointless.
I suggest you change your name. HellboyToo might be more up to date.