I'm all right, hack

The most amazing story to come out of the phone hacking saga so far is today's claim by Jordan and Peter Andre that "our sex secrets were hacked".

You mean there was more stuff than the yards of column inches, TV interviews, FOUR Jordan autobiographies and one Andre autobiography about their relationship and other assorted trivia inflicted upon us and leaked in a drip feed by PR and marketing smoothies?

This smacks a little of hands up in the air at the back of the class and shouts of "me . . . me . . . me too!!!"