Missing out on current affairs

Winner of this week's couldn't orgainise the proverbial in a brewery award is Sainbury's.

Their Mere Green store has no currants of any description and has had none for some days, which with just over a month to go to Christmas takes a special sort of management skill.

If your Sainsbury's is equally as inept with its stocking don't blame the store though - a menber of staff apologised and explained that the ordering was nothing to do with them, it was all done, or to be more accurate, not done, centrally.