Come back Mr. Micawber

Now Gordon has finished his global whistle stop tour, presumably with his underpants outside his trousers, trying to save the world, he now has another chance to lead civilisation to salvation with the G20 summit.

We are now so much in hock that the world leaders will probably be asked for a whip round to pay for the shindig although no doubt some helpful MP can bung it all on his exes to help out.

As for leading the world into the Promised Land, Gordon could start by taking the leaders on a stroll to the nearby Square Mile and show them how it should not be done with a visit to the FSA headquarters where he could explain to everyone how not to regulate the financial sector.