A train weighed down with gravy

I remember a few years ago one of those surveys about how much respect, confidence and trust and all that the public have in various professions and journalists came out somwhere below prostitutes and just above estate agents.

Now, thanks to the likes of Tony McNulty, the works for me and my pension minister and our two homes secretary Jacqui Smith as well as all the rest travelling first class (on expensesof course) on the Westminster gravy train, journalists will at least have moved up the league table by one and even estate agents must be feeling hopeful.

No wonder they want to keep their exes secret.