Is this stairwell leaking?

Anyone else think that Britain, or at least the British, are not housetrained?

I was in a pub car park a couple of weeks ago; it was early evening after a meal so we are not talking stagger out singing Nellie Dean time and I was sitting in my car waiting for someone who had decided to inspect the plumbing before we left when two men in their mid 30s or so came out, walked to a car, urinated in the bushes behind it, got in and drove off.

Now I will admit it is possible they had noticed that the bushes in question were showing signs of marked deficiencies of nitrogen and phosphate and were providing emergency horticultural first aid - but I somehow doubt it.

Last night I was in a multi-storey car park and like almost every multi-storey in the land it is advisable not to touch anything and to avoid breathing as much as possible while passing through the stairwells. This particular one seems to be cleaned on a fairly regular basis with fire hoses. If the floor is uniformly damp then it is clean(ish) but if it is patchily damp then watch where you walk.

Many shops start their day with a mop and a bucket of water and disinfectant in their doorway and we are a nation where public toilets are closed because left open they are either wrecked by vandals or used for nefarious practices.

We just have to admit we are a filthy nation these days.