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Maybe it is just me but I would think that a name like Cadbury's Dairy Milk and "a glass and a half of full cream milk in every 250 gm bar" stuck on the label might give a hint to anyone with an IQ touching double figures that perhaps that particular bar of chocolate might just contain milk.

Meanwhile anyone with a measurable pulse and an IQ which is pushing a whole number might work out that Whole Nut might just contain the odd nut but in the Alice in Wonderland world we now live in Cadbury's have to put warning labels on their products.

How have we let ourselves be run and controlled by such a bunch of brainless Muppets who come up with such stupid rules and regulations? They must have common sense surgically removed as part of their induction. The whole of Whitehall and Brussels should have warnings in 20ft high letters that they definitely contain nuts, half-baked, raving, barmy gold-plated nutter nuts.

Mind you we should have seen it coming. A well known supermarket was, and probably is still, selling bags of mixed nuts with a warning that the product could contain nuts, as if anyone stupid enough to think that they didn't could read or understand the label.