Get ready for High Place of Learning Musical

Anyone spot the new school in Sheffield that cost £4.5 million which the head, a certain Linda Kingdon, has decided can't be called a school because that has negative connotations? Instead it has to be referred to as "a place for learning" Never use one word where four will do.

Universities no doubt are now "a place with lots of buildings for learning stuff what is harder than what you learn in just a place of learning" and hospitals are "a place where people who are not well can wait on trolleys for someone who has been to a place with lots of building for learning stuff what is harder than what you learn in just a place of learning and what had bandages and needles and pills and stuff to practice with to come and make them better.

While we are at it if it is not a school then it can't really have a headmistress, head teacher or whatever the PC police call them these days. Anyone have any suggestions suitable for a family blog?