What queue?

I reviewed Cliff Richard at the NIA last night and I have the greatest respect for the man. He has always put on a good show and even at 68 after 50 years in the business is still doing it.

But this is more a message for the guy with short gingerish hair and a beard in the navy blue jumper with red piping. Just in case he is not sure then he was the chap, when my wife and myself were standing in the queue for ice cream at the interval, who came along and just walked in front of us, and of course the people behind us in the queue, then stood staring into space ignoring the abuse aimed in his general direction.

I would just like him to know that I bear him no ill will and that if he contacts me in a few years, when the time is right of course, then not only don't I bear him a grudge but I am even quite happy to let him have my slot at the crem.