Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry @#|!!$()!~ Christmas!!!

You know, no matter what happens, there is always a silver lining if you look hard enough - even for Jonathan Ross. He might be losing £16,000 a day and have been given a 12 week ban by the BBC . . . eventually. . . for what turned out to be a red card offence - but at least he'll be off for Christmas.