Naming names
Apparently according to a survey 68 per cent of the population have no confidence in Gordon Brown sorting out the fine economic mess we find ourselves in. So hands up then, let's have some names, who are the 32 per cent then?
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It was me! I confess. I am the guilty 32% of the survey. Yes as you should have guessed by the ratios involved roughly three people were suveyed to come up with this result. Me, my friend David Cameron and Dodgey Pete the landlord at my local. I was considered to be 32% as I`ve lost a bit of weight lately. After a brief game of strip jack naked, which was declared a draw, Dave and Pete shared the other 68% and a packet of cheese and onion crisps into the bargain.I think Gordon has covered himself in glory since he moved next door. It`s that other darling who`s cocked it all up.Got to go now Nurse is coming!