You know it's time to have a baby when...
Your underwear no longer covers all (or much) of your bottom.
Maternity tops are too short to cover your belly.
People look at your belly with fear in their eyes.
Walking more than twenty feet results in intense pain.
The motorised carts at Asda start to look very inviting.
You have at least three chins.
You have no ankles.
Getting out of bed takes more than thirty seconds.
You walk like you're 90, and actually might do it better with a walker.
When you fall, you can't get up.
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Emma Deadman - is a first-time mum-to-be. She gives her take on life... from bump to beyond.
