Like you just stepped out of a...

I realised this morning I have New Mum Hair. Down at the post-natal groups, New Mum Hair is bigger than The Rachel was during the nineties.

Here's how you too can get the look...

Step One
Wash hair using Baby Shampoo; thanks to Mumnesia you forgot to buy the adult stuff whilst nappy shopping in Boots.

Step Two
Do nothing! Baby's crying so allow hair to dry naturally without the use of styling product or straightening iron.

Step Three
Apply baby sick to the ends and rub until sticky.

Step Four
Scrape back into a top knot using that scrunchie you haven't worn since 1983.

Tadaa! You're good to go.