Birmingham Mail editor nearly beaten by a giant dog...
So there I was, warming up under the gaze of athletics star Aisha Hansen, along with nearly 2,000 others in the Birmingham Mail Fun Run on Sunday.

I know I'm over-weight, but this was my moment, a time when I would steadily jog 5km and come in ahead of at least half the runners.
And, in fairness, I did beat a stilt walker (it surely must have been easy for him up there on sticks), and in the final length I was neck-to-neck with a giant dog...!

But I did it! A very steady pace, timed at about 44-minutes, which was 90 seconds faster than last year.
My oldest son, Thomas, 16, came 5th out of the entire field in about 16 minutes (dad's pride/error... Tom tells me this was just over 18 mins). Younger sons Ben, 12, and Daniel, 9, both managed it in about 26 minutes.
Ruth, their mum, made a very respectable 36 minutes (she's the good-looking one on the first picture, runner number 1513).
And, thanks to some very generous sponsors, the Dysons' efforts were worth a grand total of £700.
That was the real pleasure of the day. Nearly 2,000 Brummies out enjoying a sunny afternoon together... for other people.
Sponsorships will take a few weeks to roll in, but going by last year's average we're looking like at least £80,000, and possibly as much as £100,000.
This will be split 85% to Macmillan Cancer Support, the main organisers, and 15% to the Birmingham Mail Charity Trust, helping deprived, voluntary community groups.
Well done one and all! (Especially the dog!!)
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Check your specs Dyson. It's not a dog it's Danger Mouse...
He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
DANGER MOUSE
...and don't you forget it!
A mouse? Surely he's too big to be a mouse! (You may be right, though, my sight was hazed in that final stretch...)
Dyson may well have beaten the dog on the track but clearly not on looks...!!
On a serious note, it's really good to see this fantastic combination of sport and charitable giving. It all does so much good for everyone concerned.
Well done Steve, well done everyone.
So, is that Penfold on the right?
Can I say that you need to diet?
It's nice to see people all doing things together for charity. It beats all the doom and gloom we get in the news lately. A little positive attitude goes a long way!
I think you'll find that's Dangermouse, NOT a 'giant dog'! :o)
Thanks, Shed 7, and there I was quite proud when I thought I'd beaten a dog. Now you and '80s child' have let me know that it was actually a mouse, I'm feeling quite small!
Baron Greenback: I like the idea of being Penfold... perhaps there's a new career for me as a spy...
June: Yes, you can point out my need to diet. I first started (dieting) aged 16 (25 years ago), and have only put on four stone in that period, so I reckon I'm doing OK.
Beating Dangermouse is quite an achievement!! He was the greatest mouse secret agent in the world.
Where's your green t-shirt Steve?
Dave: They only went up to XL and it didn't fit.
Shed 7: You're right! I'm wagging my tail again!
There is no doubting that is Dangermouse!
Well the dog is better looking!
Well done on a great personal total raised steve.
Well done Steve.