Did the earth move for you?

It was just before 1am when Mrs D sat upright in bed and, in a voice or horror, asked me why the wardrobe was shaking.

Always the news hound, I muttered: "Ignore it, it's the central heating, go to sleep," without moving or opening an eye.

I fear I may be a little sheepish arriving home tonight with today's front-page and leading website story (see here)