JONATHAN'S WOSSMOSIS

ALL NINE Osmonds will be on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross tomorrow night before they come to Brum for some clean fun on Monday.

For once, he won't know which way to turn when confronted by so many Crazy Horses.

It'll be interesting to see if Wossy swears either with them, at them or in earshot, or whether he cleans up his act for once.

Maybe he'll undergo a process of Wossmosis and join them for a song as the tenth member.

Jonathan Woss-Mond has quite a ring to it.