ANDREW LLOYD'S WARBLERS

HOW do you tell who is singing out of tune in I'd Do Anything?

Easy. Retreat to a different room so that you can still hear, but no longer see, your telly.

Even those of us who seem to be so tone deaf we can't sing for toffee, will be able to tell which of Andrew Lloyd Webber's warblers is wobbling.

Works every time, but especially tonight when Ashley got the old heave-ho.

Meanwhile, if the amazing weather forced you to miss the new series of Gladiators when it began at 6pm on Sky One tonight, don't forget that the first edition is repeated at 10pm tonight, Sunday and at 5pm tomorrow, Monday.

Just a thought... perhaps the girls on I'd Do Anything should be forced to Hang Tough. Maybe that would make 'em sing better. After all, you only swing when you're winning.