Results tagged “school shoes” from Birmingham Mail - Bad Dad

CAN anyone help me with one of life's great mysteries?

A loaf of bread weighing 800g costs £1.20 and a load of 400g costs 60 pence, a pint of beer costs £2.50 and a half will set you back £1.25.

So if a pair of adult size nine shoes costs £35 who do child's size 5 shoes using half the leather costs errrrr, £38?

Doesn't make sense to me, especially as I've just been told both my lads need new school shoes about two months after their last pairs.

The bloke who invents stretchable shoes will become a millionaire overnight.