Results tagged “male bonding” from Birmingham Mail - Bad Dad

It's Day Two without the boys now and I'm getting the distinct feeling of being outnumbered.

My wife has given me a list of 'chores', my daughter Jess has handed me a list of things we have to do "because you're always spending time with the boys at football" and I'm strangely missing being muttered and grunted at by the lads.

It's the little things I'm missing - the moaning about a late equaliser, the constant hubbub of arguing, the smell of stinking socks and even the sniping over pocket money.

I can't wait to be called a "mean git" again by Nick or to be snarled at to "get out of my room" by Alex and to be quite frank, I'm dreading the day they leave for good.

Then I'll be marooned in a world of fashion, perfume, skin creams and shopping.

If you're reading this in a foreign internet cafe boys, please hurry home.The place definitely isn't the same without you.