Results tagged “hairbrush” from Birmingham Mail - Bad Dad

We emerged bleary eyed from A&E at 2.30am after nurses armed with suction tubes managed to retrieve the item from Jess's lughole.

Memo to blog readers:
If you ever find yourself with an itchy ear after swimming, please refrain from alleviating the problem with the end of a plastic toothed hair brush.

And if you should scratch the itch in that way, try to mention it with a little more advance notice before a foreign holiday than just eight hours.