Results tagged “Match of the Day” from Birmingham Mail - Bad Dad

My wife and I committed an unutterably heinous crime this weekend.

It was an offence against humanity and one which we dare not repeat in case we find ourselves hauled before Childline, or worse, the Court of Human Rights.

It involved several pints of lager and, if I remember rightly, a prawn puri and lamb passanda.

It was, of course, the unmentionable crime of going out for the night....TWO WEEKENDS IN A ROW!

"You've been out for the last four weekends and left us on our own" and "you're never here" were two of the gross exaggerations hurled our way by Nick, 14, quite mature and more than capable of calling us back the 50 yards.