P Diddiot

P Diddy, or Puff Daddy, or over-rated chancer with a messiah complex as I like to call him, has revealed in an interview that he has imaginary friends, one of them being dead crooner Frank Sinatra!

Gee, I bet imaginary Frank is delighted. Of all the Hip Hop superstars he could have been pals with, he gets "Puffy". Don't think it'll be too long before Pretend Ol' Blue Eyes is P Doff with that "collaboration"...