Wag Bag Lady

I learned this week that another WAG is to attempt to break into the fashion business - this time Teressa Edwards, singer and wife to Premiership footballer Carlos Edwards.
Now I have to put my hands up and admit that I have heard of neither Carlos nor the strangely-spelled Teressa which prompted a discussion on what makes a WAG.
While there are a good many high profile WAGS - Victoria Beckham, Coleen McLoughlin and the unfortunate Cheryl Cole to mention but a few - there seem to be countless more that no-one has ever heard of. And in fact their only claim to fame is that they date or marry a footballer.
On that basis I am now claiming the title of Birmingham Mail WAG as I actually date a footballer.
The fact that he only plays five-a-side once a week is not enough to stop me. My next step is to launch my very own WAGBagLady accessories. Watch this space.