Baffled by the BAFTAS

The BAFTAS. Talk about disappointing. And I don't just mean because Julie Christie missed out on the best actress award (although I was slightly taken aback by her racy leopard print trousers).
The clothes were about as exciting as Daniel Day-Lewis' when some poor Sky News reporter tried to eke more than three words out of him during an interview.
The clothes were far too tame for my liking. Where were the big style statements of the night i.e. Helena Bonham-Carter dressed like the Bride of Frankenstein?
Spotting fashion disasters is the only reason I watch these awards. It makes me feel much better about lying on the sofa in my tracky bottoms looking like a bag woman.
Even Sienna Miller was dressed demurely in black.
Only Tilda Swinton managed to make me do a double-take in a gold number with fluffy tassles which looked like something your average overpaid footballer might have as a sofa.
Come on girls. You'll never give the Oscars a run for their money at this rate.