Results tagged “fashion” from Birmingham Mail - Bad Dad

MY ELDEST lad wanted a new pair of jeans at the weekend so naturally I was treated to around two hours of charm, which included tea making and general compliments.

When we went to look at the items in question they were black and seemingly made of cardboard...in fact, like the kind of jeans that I used to wear as a kid that stood up on their own.

Just one difference - the price tag of £60.

We decided against the purchase, largely because I refused to spend that amount of money on jeans that always seem to end up halfway down his backside, with his (designer) boxers showing.

God I feel old!