Spooked by a hair raising 'visit'
WHEN green slime started appearing on my bathroom walls I feared a supernatural presence was among us.
There were tick trails of the stuff by the light switch, blobs of the goo on the floor and rivulets of watery gunk by the skirting board.
We were genuinely baffled by what could be causing this unexplained activity.
Baffled, that is, until I discovered an economy pot of what hairdressers quaintly call 'product' hidden in an alcove beneath the bathroom wash-hand basin.
The riddle was soon solved when I spotted my eldest son coiffeuring his hair with abandon in front of the mirror.
Head under the tap, drench hair with water, grab handful of green slime permanent hold gunk and then splash through hair like a dog that's just emerged from a river.
The end result is perfectly moulded locks and a wall of slime which, needless to say, "wasn't me" when Nick was confronted with the evidence.
He naturally offered to clean up the offending mess - in my dreams!
He's had his hair cut now so hopefully that will be the end of our supernatural visitations...until he hits on another mindless activity to annoy the hell out of me.
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A look at life with small and teenage children.
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Hellooo, just wanted to say Hi, recently started blogging next door about my family life.. don't think it will be long before my own Boy will be putting buckets of hair gel all over his head (and the walls.) At least I'll know what's happening when the bathroom tiles start changing colour!
Really enjoying your blog, looking forward to the next one.
Ta ra a bit!