Holiday? What holiday?

By Bad Dad on September 4, 2008 11:03 AM | Permalink

WE'VE just returned from a two week break - and to be honest I'm glad to back in the office.

Spending time with a hormonal 15-year-old boy in a hotel in the searing heat is, take my word for it, absolute hell.

For starters they are NEVER EVER happy or contented and are ALWAYS hungry.

Three meals a day all going on the credit card soon dwindled to two and then to a snack and an all you can eat buffet as my credit card started to groan.

After years of saving we'd taken the plunge and gone to Florida and the theme parks - nine of them to be precise - in a gruelling military style campaign.

My family dubbed me a cross between Usain Bolt and Christopher Columbus as I negotiated my way, apparently too quickly, from Epcot to Universal Studios and back to Busch Gardens.

The kids have all returned fitter, leaner and desperate for vegetables after a burger diet...so what's the problem?

The only problem is everyone's totally exhausted and needs another holiday.