Magnifique!

SWAP Arsenal's yellow away shirt for Villa's claret and blue.

Substitute George Boateng and Peter Schmeichel for Alexandre Song and Lukasz Fabianski.

And exchange the North Stand for the Holte End and a sublime winner like this would do nicely for Robert Pires' Villa Park debut at lunchtime today.

THAT goal from March 2002 still makes painful viewing Villa fans, but if the 37-year-old can roll back the years to reproduce those sublime skills, then the 250-mile chauffeur-driven voyages from London to Bodymoor will be more than worth it.

Over to you, Robert.....